My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances

I said: "There's the door"

Why was Sauron always adding entrances to his tower?

Because he lived in Mordor.

What do hobbit homes with no entrances need?

More doors.

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I used to work at a bar that had 3 entrances

One night a really drunk guy comes stumbling in the first entrance. He comes up to me and tries to order a drink

I say “sir I’m sorry but you’re really drunk and I can’t serve you; I’m gonna need you to leave.”

He leaves then I see him come in the 2nd entrance.

I walk up to him ...

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