Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.

A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...

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A day in the ER

Sean Bean's wife brings her husband into the Emergency department with a broken nose and a bruised shoulder. During triage the nurse asks how the Sean sustained the injuries. After a nudge from his wife, he sullenly replies "I was looking over my shoulder and walked into a door." The nurse wonders h...

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

One,



But it take the entire emergency department to get it out.

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Skin Doctor

A dim man looks at some horribly swollen red and rashy skin on his leg and says to his friend "This looks really bad. I need to find a skin Doctor but I can't read." His friend says "Ok i have this phonebook but I can't read either. I know it's derma or something like that." They find the doctor in ...

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