Effectively Jokes - 8 Hilarious Effectively Jokes

In 1862, Australia implemented a telegraph system that stretched from south Australia to Indonesia and beyond. Effectively becoming Australia’s first internet.

And the speed of communication hasn’t changed since.

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How were Viking longships able to effectively communicate with one another?

They used Norse code.

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My childhood was effectively over at 11.

That's when the bars closed and my uncle came home.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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How to communicate effectively with your teenage son as an anti-vaxxer:

1. Ouija Board

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Student: Can I borrow a pencil?

**Teacher:** I don't know, can you borrow a pencil?

**Student:** Aha, but I clearly meant to ask for permission. Since you and the rest of the class understood my intent perfectly well, and the word "may" to show permission is rapidly falling out of fashion, there is nothing wrong with asking...

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As a scientist, I received a lot of praise for figuring out a new method of getting drugs to enter cells more effectively and efficiently.

As a prisoner, I received another 2 years on my sentence.

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So countries are basically competing to most effectively manage a virus that makes people cough and sneeze. Does that make this...

A Cold War?

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