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Eclipses Jokes

Know your eclipses.

Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.

What do you call three eclipses lined up next to each other?

An eclipsis…

What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?

It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.

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