Sex workers in Vancouver, Canada are being given early access to the Covid vaccine. NSFW
Now, who's dick do I have to suck to get vaccinated?
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EA doesn't mean 'Early Access'
It means 'Easy Access'
To your wallet.
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Why canât early access developers ever have children?
They can never finish.
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Electronic Arts, the games company, have had their lawyers in court stating that:
âThere not loot boxes in our games, there surprise mechanicsâ.
Yeah right, that's like saying:
âIt's not paedophilia its early accessâ.
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What does EA truly stand for?
Early Access because all of their games are rushed and unfinished.
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This joke may contain profanity. đ¤
Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit.
Joe was on his way to his favorite museum. The museum had announced a new exhibit and he was extremely excited to be one of the first people to ever see it, since he got some early access tickets. When he got there, there were about 12 other people who had also gotten a ticket for today, so he assum...
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