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I asked Princess Leia for a list of her favorite bands...

It's Alderaan Duran

I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music.

I think they were Duran Durantulas.

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Once upon a time, there was a sand dune with legs.

Duney they called him, truly one of a kind - a war hero of great accomplishment and honour, until that one fateful night.

It was 7PM, and the sun's glow was falling. Duney was exhausted, stumbling with his gun's barrel scraping along the desert's sand.
That was when Duney's world entered ...

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