Patient bent over naked about to get his prostate checked. Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on " Patient says " my name is Kenneth" Dr says " my name is DAVE"
What do you call a retired military officer named Kenneth who becomes an obstetrician?
General Ken OB
A man had four sons from different mothers Brodwel,Kenneth,Conrad & Dominic
Now these guys asked their father why he gave em those names,n what do they mean? The father replied: Take the first three letters of your names and join em together you will find the answer
A man had 4 sons, and named them Bronson, Kenneth, Conrad and Dominic. One day, they decided to ask their father if his choice of names meant anything. He replied, "Only the first three letters of each."
Peter calls up Satan (long)
"What do you want Peter? "I need you to take three people. We are renovating and they need a place to stay. You'll need to take them for a week. No torture! Treat them well." Three volunteer to endure Hell for a week. Pope John Paul, Alexander Campbell, and Kenneth Copelan. After the fourth...
Hillary Clinton goes t o a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
I have three questions," he says.
"1st -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
2nd -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of ...
So I think i found a new favorite Resturaunt:
I stopped by this place after work called "Sunny Hills" and I gotta say, it ain't that bad.
The menu seems to be all soft easily malleable food. But who doesn't love Custard?
The place is full of senior citizens with nary a person under 50 on site, well the waitresses seem to be arou...
A man is having his final moments in his bed.
A man is having his final moments in his bed. Beside him were his sons Brock, Kenneth, Connor, and Dominic. He was struggling to say his final words but he managed. "Boys it's time, but before I go I want you to do me a favor. I want you all to combine the first, second, and third letters of you fir...
One day at court, the prosecutor called the first witness to the stand, and in came a gossipy old woman
The prosecutor started by asking her, "Do you know who I am?"
The old woman replied. "Yes, you're John Kim, and I must say I'm very disappointed in you. You're greedy, you treat others like dirt, and you've been keeping a mistress for years! Of course I know who you are."
Only for Star Wars fans.
Local loser Kenneth Auby just lost a bet on horse A in a two horse race. He was hoping not to see his friend Mike, who lent him a large sum of bet money. But he bumps into him on the street. Mike: "So who won ? A or B." In a panic, Kenneth tries the jedi mind trick which he saw in Star Wars an...
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"