What do you call a retired military officer named Kenneth who becomes an obstetrician?
General Ken OB
A man had four sons from different mothers Brodwel,Kenneth,Conrad & Dominic
Now these guys asked their father why he gave em those names,n what do they mean? The father replied: Take the first three letters of your names and join em together you will find the answer
One day at court, the prosecutor called the first witness to the stand, and in came a gossipy old woman
The prosecutor started by asking her, "Do you know who I am?"
The old woman replied. "Yes, you're John Kim, and I must say I'm very disappointed in you. You're greedy, you treat others like dirt, and you've been keeping a mistress for years! Of course I know who you are."
Hillary Clinton goes t o a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
I have three questions," he says.
"1st -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
2nd -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of ...
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Local loser Kenneth Auby just lost a bet on horse A in a two horse race. He was hoping not to see his friend Mike, who lent him a large sum of bet money. But he bumps into him on the street. Mike: "So who won ? A or B." In a panic, Kenneth tries the jedi mind trick which he saw in Star Wars an...
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"