What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

Why can't you trust animals with six legs?

Because they are in sects

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has six legs, two arms and no teeth?

An old couple going doggy-style.

I have a grudging respect for people who do fly tipping.

They've got six legs, sticky feet, and they're a damned sight harder to sneak up on than cows.

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A brilliant lawyer is sitting next to an ordinary man on a plane.

The lawyer asks the man if he wants to bet money on a game of smarts to pass the time.

The ordinary man says, “You’re so smart, I won’t be able to win!”

The lawyer says, “That’s no problem. For every question you can’t answer, give me $5; for every question I can’t answer, I’ll give yo...

The metamorphosis

One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out "Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"

Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transforme...

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Probably longest spider-joke in the world

There was this manager of a psychiatric ward who walks down the aisles to look if everything is in order. As he walks by one of the rooms, a patient approaches him: *"Sir you need to see what I just found out. This is a discovery no one has made before."* As the manager had nothing better to do and ...

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