it can't even lift up a window, how the hell it supposed to make my house fly ?
So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...
Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy. Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...
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An American, Englishman, and an Irishman all have mugs of beer in front of them.
It's discovered that all three mugs each have one housefly in them. The American takes the fly out and drinks his beer. The Englishman explains the situation to the bartender and asks for a new beer. The Irishman picks the fly up by its wings and goes, "Spit it out, ya sonofabitch!"