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Housefly Jokes

somethings are wrongly named like "housefly"

it can't even lift up a window, how the hell it supposed to make my house fly ?

The greatest swordsman in the world is giving a demonstration of his skill to a crowd.

As he draws his sword, his assistant releases a single housefly. The swordsman watches the fly buzz around, waits for his moment, and strikes! ...And then the fly buzzes away again. As the crowd groans, the swordsman holds up his hand. "Look again, my friends. The fly lives, yes, but he will never b...

So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...

Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy.
Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...

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The King wants to find the finest swordsman in the land.

His court suggests a contest. Soon, three knights are brought before the King, each eager to claim the title of Best Swordsman. The winner will become the Official Guard of the Princess.

“Before you on the table are 3 cups, and under each cup is a common housefly” bellowed the King. “Once ...

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An American, Englishman, and an Irishman all have mugs of beer in front of them.

It's discovered that all three mugs each have one housefly in them. The American takes the fly out and drinks his beer. The Englishman explains the situation to the bartender and asks for a new beer. The Irishman picks the fly up by its wings and goes, "Spit it out, ya sonofabitch!"

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