Was walking in front of my 4 year old daughter today who got me with this doozy today.
Daughter: Kock Kock!
Me: Who’s There?
Daughter: Impatient Cow!
Me: impatient Cow Who?
Daughter: MoOoooOoOOVE IT!
Me: **Proud moment**
alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair ...
What is Neil Armstrong's favorite key on the keyboard?
The SPACE BAR of course!!!!
My ten year old came up with that doozy :)
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The Octopus Joke Retold
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