I recently got headphones to help me drown out the voices of other people.
It helps me concentrate when I'm trying to masturbate.
I mean, it's just so noisy on the bus.
People yell at me all the time, with stuff like "You have to be more responsible, you're the bus driver!"
Like c'mon Karen, really? You just sit at home all day, while I get your kids o...
Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar...
So he starts going for lessons and after a few months he is quite good so he calls on his friend Mr Pig who plays the piano because he would like to start a band. They write some songs and play at some venues but all the fans say that they need a vocalist to take their band to the next level. So the...
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