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Drive On Jokes

In the US people drive on the right side of the road,

but here in Atlanta we drive on what's left.

My British friend asked me, "Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?"

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why does China always drive on the left

they don’t have rights

First day driving on your own

It's a joung guy's first ever drive on his own after getting his licence.
He is driving on the motorway when his Mum calls him and say:"honey be careful, I heard on the radio that an idiot is driving on the wrong side of the road!", and he replies:" are you sure it's just one idiot, becose it loo...

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

'Scurvy

I once had 4 blowouts at once, but managed to drive on the metal of my rims from New York to New Jersey. I did pretty good, but the hero of the moment was my car.

It worked tirelessly.

What does a warlock drive on the beach?

A runebuggy.

What road do Australians drive on?

The M8.
What road do pirates drive on?
The M80.

Why do we drive on a beltway...

But beat our kids in the driveway?

What does an egg drive on the way to work?

A Yolkswagen!

What kind of car can drive on water?

A Chrystler.

An elderly couple is taking a Sunday drive on I-80

when the wife gets a call on her new-fangled cell-phone. Her daughter is frantic, "Mom, there is a lunatic driving the wrong way down the road on I-80 near your house!"

The wife turns to her husband and says, "Did you hear that? Some maniac is driving down the wrong side of the road!"
...

People often complain about the way I drive on icy roads

They're all like, "Why don't you golf somewhere else?"

A man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I took the Lord's name in vain while golfing."

"I understand, my son," the priest says. "I play the game as well, and it can be frustrating. What happened?"

"Well," the man says, "I hit my drive on the fifteenth green and it sliced to the right, into the trees."

"Was that when you did it?" The priest asked.

"No, the ball b...

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