UPJOKE
highwayroadsterroadwaystreetthoroughfareturnpikeroadparkwayfreewaytramroadstreetcarautoroutetruckwayexpresswayoff ramp

On Road Jokes

There was this guy on the road

There was this guy on the road who was found painted grey with a white push bike symbol painted on. He said he lays down on roads to camouflage himself waiting for people to ride their bikes over him because he enjoyed the feeling.

This guy was a real cycle path.

Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips?

The BP station.

I refuse to take my dog on road trips any more

He can be such a bark seat driver

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.