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What is Moana’s cat called?

Meowui

In Moana, why can't Maui float?

Because he's The Rock.

What did Moana say when she got her dad a new pet?

Papa! New Guinea!

Someone said that all the songs in Moana are pop songs.

But it is quite clear that "You're Welcome" is a rock song.

Moana decides she wants to visit Maui.

Maui, being a super nice guy, prepares a large feast for her arrival, with plans to treat her like a queen. Moana arrives and sees the massive feast, and she says to Maui, "You've done too much for me. I cannot accept these lavish gifts. Why did you do this?"

Maui responds, "What can I say? ...

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