Disconnects Jokes

If the internet disconnects in Russia, do they call it the internyet?

He says:

- I just ran a pig over, what now?

The boss asks him:

- Dead?

- Dead.

- Truck's OK?

- OK.

- So bury it and drive away.

Then the trucker disconnects, and later calls again. The boss asks him:

- You buried it?

- Yes, but I... read more

She thinks it's and intruder and decides to call the cops. The dispatch officer asks her if she saw anything. She replies she only heard it but that she is sure someone is in her house because she can hear footsteps. The dispatch said that they would send the next available officer but that they wer... read more