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Disabled People Jokes

Ofcourse mentally disabled people should be allowed to have jobs...

But to make them president of the United States is a bit to much.

Disabled people are the worst at improv

They can make up a story but can't run with it

I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants.

I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people

A vegetable garden

There are so many politically correct terms for disabled people nowadays...

Things like "special needs," "special ed," and "special Olympics," that's why it worries me so much when I hear of the "special forces" going to war.

I made a joke about disabled people in my friend circle once.

My blind friend just sighed and told me it wasn't funny.

I guess she couldn't see the humor in it.

Three disabled people walk into a bar.

Praise the Lord!!!

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Interview for a government job on a seat for disabled people

Interviewer: Your resume is very impressive, though what is your handicap?

Guy: I lost my balls in a bomb blast.

Interviewer: Ok. You've been selected. Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure you're here at 11am sharp everyday.

Puzzled, the guy asks: Why 11, when the w...

Why do disabled people like living in Mississippi?

They get double the SSI

What do you call three disabled people fighting?

Cripple threat match

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup.



I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another;

Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Disabled people have earned the word “special.” Special needs, special school and special requirements...

So it always alarms me when I hear special forces going to war!

I saw a documentary about disabled people

It wasn't too moving

An elite military unit is now full of disabled people.

They call it the 'Special Forces'.

If you watch Jaws

If you watch Jaws backwards it's the heartwarming story of a shark that helps disabled people put their lives back together.

My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run... I said no.

He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.

I then thought.. I could actually win this.

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A man was convicted for murdering and eating his victims, which consisted of homosexuals and disabled people

When asked why he did this, he responded that he just wanted to get his 5 fruit and veg a day

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

50 disabled people

I saw anti-maskers in Wallmart recently and I laughed at them

But I remembered my parents told me not to make fun of mentally disabled people

I work with mentally disabled people. Today I tried to tell a client the Nacho Cheese joke.

"Hey, you have nachos! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"



"Tasty!" -Holds up a-okay sign-



"...Well...you aren't wrong!"



Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

Bus drivers are the rudest persons on Earth.

They never give up their seats for elderly or disabled people.

I wonder do cannibals remember to eat their vegetables?

And I'm not talking about disabled people here.

You wanna know what's lame?

Disabled people.

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