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Dihydrogen Jokes

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a complex term that can confuse many people

But to make it simple, it really just boils down to steam.

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Only about 1 out of 10 people will recognize the reference and get a chuckle out of it. The other half probably won't get the second joke either.

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

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