My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles

I told him they wouldn't make any scents

I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

I was thinking about starting an odorless candle company

But I realized it wouldn't make any scents

An elderly lady visits the doctor for a regular checkup...

After the checkup the doctor asks "anything else?" The old gal replies that yes, indeed there is something else but it's quite embarrassing. The doctor assures her that being a doctor, nothing fases him. So she continues "you see doctor, I've got terrible gas, funny thing is its silent and odorless....

An old lady goes to the doctor.

"Doctor," she says, "I keep farting, but my farts are silent and odorless. In fact I have farted 20 times since I was in your office but since my farts are noiseless and do not smell you have not noticed."
The doctor gives the lady some pills and instructs her to return after one week.
One wee...

An elderly lady goes to the doctor...

DR: Yes madam, how can I help you?
EL: Well Dr, I can't stop farting. However it's not that bad because they are odorless. In fact, I've farted 3 times already since walking into your office.
DR: Take one of these pills every day for a week and come back to see me.
One week later... ...

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