Odorless Jokes

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's strange because they are both silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?"

The doctor replied, "Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come s... read more

I told him they wouldn't make any scents

It makes no scents!

But I realized it wouldn't make any scents

He says, "Doctor, I'm having a problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me, since they're always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I've farted 10 times just waiting for you."

The Doctor says, "Take these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me."

A week later... read more

An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise, I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her... read more

After the checkup the doctor asks "anything else?" The old gal replies that yes, indeed there is something else but it's quite embarrassing. The doctor assures her that being a doctor, nothing fases him. So she continues "you see doctor, I've got terrible gas, funny thing is its silent and odorless.... read more

DR: Yes madam, how can I help you?
EL: Well Dr, I can't stop farting. However it's not that bad because they are odorless. In fact, I've farted 3 times already since walking into your office.
DR: Take one of these pills every day for a week and come back to see me.
One week later... ... read more