Odorless Jokes

I told him they wouldn't make any scents

It makes no scents!

But I realized it wouldn't make any scents

An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise, I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her... read more

After the checkup the doctor asks "anything else?" The old gal replies that yes, indeed there is something else but it's quite embarrassing. The doctor assures her that being a doctor, nothing fases him. So she continues "you see doctor, I've got terrible gas, funny thing is its silent and odorless.... read more

"Doctor," she says, "I keep farting, but my farts are silent and odorless. In fact I have farted 20 times since I was in your office but since my farts are noiseless and do not smell you have not noticed."
The doctor gives the lady some pills and instructs her to return after one week.
One wee... read more

DR: Yes madam, how can I help you?
EL: Well Dr, I can't stop farting. However it's not that bad because they are odorless. In fact, I've farted 3 times already since walking into your office.
DR: Take one of these pills every day for a week and come back to see me.
One week later... ... read more