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Lenny is a righteous man who devotes his life to charity work ...

Every week, he prays to god that he should win the lottery. "god, I don't desire much and I do your work on this earth, but I've never enjoyed the material things--a large house, fast car, steak dinners, that deep down I want to enjoy.

Finally one week Lenny breaks down and says during his w...

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A little boy is sitting in the front row of the circus...

And halfway through the show, the clown comes over to him, has him stand up in front of the crowd, then ruthlessly makes fun of him. The crowd erupts in laughter, and the little boy sulks back to his seat in shame. He never forgets this moment, and the bitter shame turns to anger as the years go on....

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