Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population?

It’s called Chirpies.

What’s most heartbreaking about it is that it’s...

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This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer.

They stayed afloat.

There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop.

So many lost Soles.

Devastating loss for the medical world

Devastating.
A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical field and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. ...

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My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating.

I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

An old man is on the park walking

When he sees an elderly lady on a bench. He decides to take a chance and sits down and introduces himself. After some small talk, the man tells her he is a widower. She acts surprised and says she is as well. Four times over.

" all four husbands died while with you? How horrible, how did they...

I’m still shocked that my friend died when his cocaine suddenly exploded.

It was a devastating blow.

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A joke my dad told me when I was a kid.

3 men work as window washers on a skyscraper, and every day the three men took their lunch on the roof. One day the first man, a brunette, opened his lunch and said:


"My wife packed me turkey again! If I have turkey one more time, I'm going to jump off this roof and kill myself."

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A fun bit of history

Most people don't realize that back in 1912 Hellmanns was produced in England.

The Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment that was scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was the next port of call for the ill fated ship after its stop in NY. This would have been the lar...

TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation.

It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.

A redneck couple from West Virginia get married..

That night, they stay in a cheap motel. Just as they're about to consummate the marriage, the woman says- "Be gentle- it's my first time."

The new husband gets dressed and storms home to tell his parents the devastating news:

"You did the right thing, son", says his father. "If she a...

Hang in there Dave

At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating

George and Lou are enjoying a leisurely round of golf at their luxury retirement resort in Florida.

George says, "Lou, I've got to come clean. You know when I moved to this resort I told everyone I was a successful restaurateur in New Jersey? Well, the fact is, I ran a lunch cart for the last 50 years, never made any money, and it burned down. Insurance company settled with me for $500,000. I so...

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My Old Teammate Ron.

So when I was in high school we had a standout basketball player (Ron) who was destined to be in the NBA in his life. As a sophomore, he was 6'7" 230, super athletic and was a star in any sport he played, but he loved basketball the most. One night he was out celebrating after a win and his buddy wa...

Rap Battle

Hey, can you pick me up from my rap battle?, It's over.

Sure, did you win?

No..no, I lost

What went wrong?

Well grandma, they saw you drop me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.