What do you call a pirate who designs houses?

An arrrgchetect

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"Wow, this is interesting." I said to the wife, as I scanned the web page...

"It says here that although less than half a dozen giant squid have ever been seen alive, scientists believe there may be over five hundred million of them in our oceans."

"Why the fuck are you telling me this?" She snapped. "You're supposed to be looking up some cool tattoo designs for my ar...

Engineer designs a new way to prevent cracks from forming in concrete, using a giant octopus.

"All you have to do," he says, "is release the crackin'!"

How do you describe a guy who loves knitting but only does the manliest designs?

Male pattern boldness.

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