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Designs Jokes

What kind of dog designs its own dog house?

A barkitect.

What do you call a pirate who designs houses?

An arrrgchetect

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What's the difference between old age and someone that designs cannabis bracelets?

With one you'll find the doobie bangles.

With the other you'll find the booby dangles.

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In the early days of aircraft, China was copying some American designs.

They bought one of the earliest gliders from the States and carefully took it apart. Measured dimensions of the wings and body, weighed every single part and even did some careful studies to determine the exact materials.

They put some of their best engineers on it to ensure all the maths che...

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

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