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My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train conductor we have ever had. How many derailments have you had this year?”

I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”

A buddy of mine is a railroad engineer. I asked him how many derailments he had

He lost count. It's hard to keep track.

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