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Rockslide Jokes

A man was hiking on a mountain when a small rockslide took him towards a cliff

The man managed to grab ahold of the cliff but was barely hanging on. Not knowing what else to do he looked up towards the sky and shouted “God, if you’re up there, please help me!”

The man heard a voice say “I’m here. I will protect you, but you need to let go.”

The man then shouts “I...

3 Women, a Blonde, Brunette, & a Redhead are running from the Cops when they get Surrounded

So the Brunette Points and Says, "Look an Avalanche"
The Cops look, when they look back the Brunettes Gone.
So the Redhead Points and says, "Look a Rockslide"
The Cops Look, and when they look back, the Redheads gone
So finally the Blonde goes, "FIRE"
And they Shoot her

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