An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman apply to join MI6
The Englishman comes in for his interview and it goes really well, he has a glowing record in the Army and is a perfect fit for the job.
At the end the interviewer asks him "Who do you love more, your country or your wife?"
The Englishman replies "My country of course!"
U.S male active duty and veterans...on this special day, make sure to call up all your old flames, current lovers. Wives and girlfriends as well as any others who helped you out during long deployments and say.....
"Thank you for your cervix!"