What do you get when you drop a smart phone into a deep fryer?
An Apple fritter
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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie âThe Joke Manâ Martling
A husband goes to his wife and says âYouâre either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or Iâm fucking you in the ass. Iâm gonna go get the dogs ready and Iâll be back for your answer.â
After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him âIâm not going hunting and thereâs...
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