Once there was a women's bowling team. Everyone on the bowling team was so-so at bowling, with the exception of two women.
One of the two women was named Martha. Martha was absolutely abysmal at bowling. Every single game, she got at least nine gutter balls.
The other woman was Linda, and she was the best player who had ever set foot in the bowling alley. Every time the team won a bowling match, Linda was respons...
A man with a clipboard walks up to a passer by on the high street.
“Excuse me sir, are you free to help with a survey I’m conducting?”
“Of course” says the man. “What’s it about?”
“My company is trying to survey what someone might like to hear as words of encouragement when they have indigestion. Please can you tell me what you would say to someone in...
I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince
His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
A Jewish couple are having trouble teaching their son math.
They try several schools and tutors, and his math scores remain abysmal. Eventually, there's only one school left in town. It's a Catholic school, and the Jewish parents are uneasy about sending their son. But, after looking at the school's amazing academic records, they decide it would be selfish t...
One I remember from high-school (kids, stay away)
So, there are these two guys and a woman who get stranded on an island.
After a couple of months of trying to escape and learning to survive, they decide to tough it out on the island until someone comes by and rescues them.
With the obvious urges exceedingly present and with their l...