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Deep Fried Jokes

Who is a deep fried rodent’s favourite actor?

Chris Pratt

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What do you call a Japanese deep fried mattress?

A Tempura-Pedic

Where do cannibals go to eat deep fried food?

The battered women's shelter

Some people love deep fried pork rind, somw hate it.

To Chicharron.

What do science and deep fried food at the Texas State Fair have in common?

At their core, both concepts ask if you could but not if you should

Man: Why should I stop eating deep fried cheese because you heard something in your horoscope?

Doctor: Once again, it’s stethoscope.

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What do you call the degree of heat present in a typical japanese dish usually consisting of seafood, meat and vegetables that have been battered and deep fried?

Tempurature.

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I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling meth head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't...

Four farmers are feeding their chickens

The first farmer asks, "So, how do y'all like your chicken?"

The second farmer says, "I like mine roasted with some herbs and spices."

The third farmer says, "I like mine deep fried with some biscuits and gravy."

The fourth farmer takes out a bag of marijuana and feeds it to his...

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