Fried Food Jokes - 10 Hilarious Fried Food Jokes

Where do cannibals go to eat deep fried food?

The battered women's shelter

What do science and deep fried food at the Texas State Fair have in common?

At their core, both concepts ask if you could but not if you should

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I tried starting a unisex cooking group focused on fried foods

But no one will join me in "The Battered Men & Women's Club"

Finally realized why Americans are addicted to fried foods

They're one of the world's most well-known locations of proven oil reserves

A survey just out today shows that the most popular coating for deep-fried food is golden breadcrumbs.

I can't believe it's not batter.

What has Ferris wheels, cotton candy, and delicious fried food?

That's a fair question

Will there be fried foods in heaven?

Of course! God has a pan for each of us

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Doctor: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live."

Man: "Doc, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked. “What can I do to live at least a little longer?"

Doc: "Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?"

Man: "Yes."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it allows me to live longer, I'll do it!"

Doc: "Do you drink...

My doctor said I had to lose some weight.....

He said, Stop eating fatty.

I asked, You mean like fried foods and bacon?

He said, No fatty, just stop eating.

Guy goes to the doctor

A guy goes to the doctor. Asks, "Hey Doc, will I live to 100? I don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat fried foods, and don't run around with loose women."

Doctor replies: "So why would you want to live to 100?"

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