Eating too much cake is a sin of gluttony, but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
One morning, a priest gives a sermon on the Seven Deadly Sins
After the sermon, a guy goes up to the priest and says, "Father, thank you so much for giving that sermon. It meant so much to me, and I'll tell you why. I lost my hat last week and I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally decided to steal a new one from the store, but now that I heard your sermon, I'...
What is bread's most deadly sin?
Gluteny
Did you know that the seven main characters on SpongeBob SquarePants represent the seven deadly sins?
SpongeBob:
Patrick:
Squidward:
Sandy:
Plankton:
Gary:
Mr. Krabs: Lust, sloth, wrath, pride, envy, gluttony, and greed
If you commit one of the seven deadly sins you should be punished.
If you commit all of them you should be a politician.
In a confession booth...
ME: I committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.
PRIEST: Wow I gotta hear this.
ME: I was angry and envious at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and I didn't share.
PRIEST: You forgot pride.
ME: No, Im pretty proud of this.
The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off...
Greed-o shot first
I went to a confession booth to confess my sins
Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned; today I committed all 7 deadly sins in less than one hour.
Priest: well I gotta hear how that happened
Me: I was envious and angry at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate both of their dinners without sharing any.
Priest: that...
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One of my favorite jokes..
I heard this joke on a mission trip in 9th grade. I still laugh about it to this day.
A roman, an american, and a jewish man all died yesterday. They were immediately sent to hell because they had commited some pretty daunting offences in their lives. The roman was a lustful sex offender, th...
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