Eating too much cake is a sin of gluttony, but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
One morning, a priest gives a sermon on the Seven Deadly Sins
After the sermon, a guy goes up to the priest and says, "Father, thank you so much for giving that sermon. It meant so much to me, and I'll tell you why. I lost my hat last week and I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally decided to steal a new one from the store, but now that I heard your sermon, I'...
not many people know the friends characters represent all seven deadly sins
**Ross:** pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
If you commit one of the seven deadly sins you should be punished.
If you commit all of them you should be a politician.
Which deadly sin do bread lovers commit?
The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off...
Greed-o shot first
In a confession booth...
ME: I committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.
PRIEST: Wow I gotta hear this.
ME: I was angry and envious at my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and I didn't share.
PRIEST: You forgot pride.
ME: No, Im pretty proud of this.
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A roman, an american, and a jewish man all died.
They were immediately sent to hell because they had committed some pretty unsettling offenses in their lives. The roman was a lustful sex offender, the american was extremely gluttonous, and the Jewish man was very greedy and stole lots of money over his lifetime.
Well, God was feeling pretty...
June is Pride Month...
...so what does that make the other Deadly Sins?