What did king Arthur do during DDD?

He Came-a-lot

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A stuttering man

So one man decided to go to the doctors one day for his horrible stuttering problem he had since puberty. He goes into the office and gets checked out by the doctor, the doctor says, "I know whats wrong, your penis is so big its pulling on your vocal chords making you stutter." So the man and doctor...

So a guy with a stutter calls the sanitation department

Hello, this is the sanitation department.

HH..HH...Hello...Th...th...there's a ddddd ddd dead horse here.

OK, where is here?

On DDD..DDDD...DDDD...D

On Delaware Sir?

Nnnnno, on DDD DDD DDD...DD

On Dartmouth?

NNNN NNO. on DDDD...DDD...

Ok, sir, ...

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