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Cyrus Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

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Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "sexy" and "art"

But when I do it I'm "drunk" and need to "get out of Home Depot"

Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon...

most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus goes to the barber.

The barber asks “what’s it gonna be?”
Cyrus replies “I don’t know yet. Let me mull it over.”

What makes Miley Cyrus’ toilet so special?

It’s a potty in the USA

A whole generation will only know Billy Ray Cyrus because of “Old Town Road”, and that breaks my heart…

My achey breaky heart.

Chipotle has a Miley Cyrus burrito on it's menu now!

I don't know what it's like going in, but I bet it's coming out like a wreaking ball.

What is Miley Cyrus’ favorite color?

Twerkoise

Miley Cyrus

Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking.

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human organ?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.

Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish & Carly Rae Jepsen super-group?

They're called Billie Rae Cyrus

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

Twerkey!

My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

It has stopped twerking.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky!

I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a smiley with short, blonde hair?

Smiley Cyrus

What do you call Hannah Montana when she spills herbal tea on herself?

Chamomiley Cyrus

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."

Xmas Joke Help

Hi All,

So December 1st is upon us (in Australia at least) and that means that it is time for me to begin my annual tradition of posting daily status updates on facebook with terrible xmas jokes until xmas. An advent calendar of xmas cracker jokes if you will.

Anyway this is my third o...

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

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