[Long] Bruce Buffer invites Joe Rogan and Dana White over for dinner...
On their way to Bruce’s house, Dana says “Joe, you’re gonna ’ love Bruce’s cooking. This guy is the best, he could start his own restaurant. But hey, I’ve got to warn you - *do not* ask him how he cooks the food.”
Joe agrees, but thinks to himself *Well , now I really wanna know...*...
Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, and her brother Bill are at Mulder's house party. They all gather around a pizza box with only 3 slices left.
SCULLY: Mulder, there isn't enough for each of us to have two. You'll have to share.
MULDER: I want two. Bill, leave.
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