Mary goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
The priest: “So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
Mary: “Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest: “Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
Mary: “That he did, Father."
The priest: “What did he ...