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Robbins Jokes

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A guy walks into Baskin Robbins

Walks up to the counter and asks the employee

"What all flavors do you guys have?"

The employee names off all 31 flavors and the guy says

"I'll take a pint of chocolate"

The employee says "I'm sorry sir but we don't have any chocolate"

The guy says "Hmm, well w...

Tim Robbins told a joke...

I just saw Tim Robbins being interviewed, and he said “...I grew up in The Village, not far from here, the son of a folk singer and a musician...”

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Baskin Robbins spelling bee

A man walks to a Baskin Robbins and asks for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The lady working there responds "I'm sorry sit but we are out of chocolate". But the man persists. "May I please have one scoop of chocolate". He repeats " I'll even pay extra". Though the man begs and begs, the lady workin...

In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon...

Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).



Both were denied.

This is actually true.

Where do tigers go for ice cream?

Carol Baskin Robbins

Wedding anniversary gifts can be pricey: 5 year celebration gift is Silverware, 15 years are Rubies and Pearls are 30. Now, at 31 years there is finally one I can get behind,

we're going to Baskin-Robbins.

What's Yogi Bear's favorite ice cream?

Basket Robbins

A man is staring into his whiskey

The barkeep asks if something's the matter.

"3 of my servers have the same virus, there are reports of bugs and extensions cropping up in our clientelle's cookies, and today icecream sandwich ruined my phone."

"IT sounds rough" he adds sympathetically.

"IT?" the customer says,...

a penguin is driving through Texas when ...

... his car engine suddenly sputters and dies. close to a service station, he uses his momentum to roll up in front of the garage. he hops out and asks the mechanic to have a look. the mechanic obliges and says "give me 15 minutes". it being a hot day in Lubbock (naturally), the penguin gravitates t...

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