Two UFC fighters bet each other $20 on who could recite their ABC’s faster

It was an alpha bet

Why do female UFC fighters always throw lefts ?

Because they don't have rights.

Why did Hank Hill like UFC?

Because he was pro pain

Why aren't there more pencil fights in ufc?

Last time it lead to a draw!

I hate guys who wear UFC attire, like Tap Out gear. They think they're telling the world, I'm tough, don't mess with me.

But what they're really telling the world is I only get to see my kid every other weekend. I don't think that's anyone's business.

What do academics and UFC fighters have in common?

They both care a lot about submissions.

Drunk guy sat at a bar

Drunk guy sat at a bar, is on his 15+ beer of the evening when he notices 3 newcomers enter the pub and sit at the bar next to him.

"Hey, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" he asks the nearest one.

The newcomer turns to face him and for the first time he see it's a lady with blonde hair.<...

One of my dearest childhood friends is now a world champion wrestler

He’s so popular. Got sponsorship deals with Nike and Adidas. He’s even in talks with UFC! He’s touring the world and hanging out with celebrities. I’m so damned proud of him!!
Only thing is, I’ve been trying for months to get him to meet up for a drink, but he’s a hard man to pin down.

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