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Daily Mail Jokes

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Why can't you use the Daily Mail as toilet paper?

Because it's already covered in shit.

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How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.

Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets?

It's pretty big news.

Our towns oldest paperboy died this morning at 92.

94 are wondering where their Daily Mail's got to.

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