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Why can't you use the Daily Mail as toilet paper?

Because it's already covered in shit.

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How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.

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In India, they shit on the streets

In UK, they shit in the Daily Mail and Sun

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