The Labour party were winning the UK election on Thursday..
until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
She was a Corbynite Labour activist, and he was a tenth-generation Tory
But in spite of their political differences, they found each other irresistible, and after a whirlwind romance, they arranged the wedding for a romantic day in the run-up to Christmas.
As it turned out, there was a surprise call for a General Election and their mid-week wedding day coincided ...
He was a dyed-in-the-wool Tory and she was a militant Labour radical, but they fell madly in love anyway.
And after a whirlwind romance they tied the nuptial knot at a dream wedding. Unfortunately, in the car from the reception to the honeymoon hotel, they unwisely started talking about politics, and the talk escalated into an argument and then a blazing row, and by the time they had checked into the ro...
Welcome to the conservative party
I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both her parents, Labour supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?”
She replied, “I...