I couldn't sleep last night in my tent because of noise. I got up and followed the sound into some nearby woods. Deep inside I discovered a clearing in the middle of which was a DJ setup with dance music blaring out with smoke and flashing lights. Behind the decks there was a huge but rather worse-...
During an earthquake, coffins double in function as human maracas.
What do you call it when there’s an earthquake at a cemetery ?
A maraca band
Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?
He made a maraca-ulous recovery.
It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.
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The Octopus Joke Retold
So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...