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Maraca Jokes

What kind of maracas do skeletons play?

The death rattle.

Percussionists started a new nation

'Maraca

What do you call it when there’s an earthquake at a cemetery ?

A maraca band

Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?

He made a maraca-ulous recovery.



It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.

Earthquake

During an earthquake, coffins double in function as human maracas.

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The Octopus Joke Retold

So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...

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