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Maraca Jokes

What kind of maracas do skeletons play?

The death rattle.

Percussionists started a new nation

'Maraca

What do you call it when there’s an earthquake at a cemetery ?

A maraca band

Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?

He made a maraca-ulous recovery.



It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.

Earthquake

During an earthquake, coffins double in function as human maracas.
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