Cvs Receipt Jokes - 5 Hilarious Cvs Receipt Jokes

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My dick is like my CVS receipt...

...full of STD meds.

Did you hear the CVS receipt joke?

Sit down and get comfy. It’s really long.

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Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet...

The men’s room was out of toilet paper.

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Since starting the quarantine two weeks ago, I’ve been shredding all my old CVS receipts. I’m about halfway done...

...with the first one.

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How far is it from the Earth to the sun?

8 CVS receipts

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