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A dislexic cultist tried to summon satan.

He was told he was on the naughty list.
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What do the cultists of Elmer's Glue refer to themselves as?

Adherents.
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What do the best cultists build their compounds out of?

Esoterracotta
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There are two kinds of cultists.

Those who can lead the rituals, and those who chant.
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Weekly cult meetings

A cult holds weekly meetings and all members are expected to attend regularly. This week only two cultists show up. After waiting awkwardly for awhile making small talk, they realize no one else is coming.

Both of them are getting nervous and they admit to each other they missed last weeks c...
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What do you call a person who discriminates against cult members?

A cultist
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