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A Taoist, Catholic and Hindu are on a plane that's about to crash...

Knowing that they couldn't escape in time, they decided to pray to their respective gods. The Taoist prayed to his God and lived. The Catholic prayed to his God and he too, lived. The Hindu prayed to his God but died because he couldn't finish saying his God's name.

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How many kinds of people?

(Inspired by the joke "there are 2 kinds of people, those who say there are 2 kinds of people and everyone else)

An interfaith conference is held on diversity. An attendee from each religion addresses their view on the kinds of people in the world.

An atheist rushes the podium and says...

A little Mexican girl dreamed of playing the guitar.

Her name was Maria. She was very poor, but she knew that one day she would be a famous entertainer. One sunny morning, she discovered a makeshift vihuela abandoned behind a local shop. Ecstatic, she raced home and immediately started practicing.

While carefully fingering a chord outside of h...

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