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Sikh Jokes

I Am Sikh

Khushwant Singh told a friend:

"Once I was travelling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sardar before. Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady. Her n...

I'm a Sikh and really tired of hearing "sikh" puns on any post related to Sikhs

I'm sikh of this joke.

Why was the Sikh man in the hospital?

He wasn't just Sikh, he was turbanally ill.

(I'm sorry)

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Sikh Joke

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled ...

I met a Sikh guy ounce

He was pretty strange, he showed me this video of a car crash and was laughing at it.

He had a pretty Sikh sense of humor

What do you call a Sikh man...

What do you call a Sikh man standing on one leg? Balan Singh

What do you call a Sikh man on his day off? Relak Singh

And what do you call a Sikh man who follows Covid-19 guidelines? Soshal Distan Singh!

What do you call a sikh standing on one leg?

Balan-Singh

Christians only

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Sikh." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Buddhism."
“Go to room 18, but be very quiet ...

A Hindu, a Christian, A Sikh, an atheist, and a Buddhist walk into a clinic...

One of them is called to see the doctor, he goes in, and after a while leaves the clinic. After that, everyone else was angry because they had not received service from the doctor. They ask the nurse standing outside why this is so, to which she said: "I'm sorry, we only serve the sikh."

Saw a group of Sikh men jamming out to heavy metal the other day

They were definitely Down With The Sikhness

My Sikh friend was walking backwards

I guess he was reversingh.

I misplaced something at the office. A nice man in a turban helped me locate it. I guess it's true what they say.

Sikh and you shall find.

(edit: same man teased me about the pronunciation. It was good natured, but it was still a Sikh burn)

(also a comma)

What's that feeling you get in your side when you hear a sikh joke?

The punjab

People that keep posting things about Vaisakhi, can you all stop please?!

I’m Sikh and tired of it.

What do you call a religious Indian man that doesn't want to be found?

Hidin' Sikh

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Did you hear about the turban-wearing rapper?

He was laying down some Sikh beats.

Juan, a prison warden, decided a group of sikhs (4 or 5 of them) should be released for good behaviour.

The occasion was mentioned in the newspaper: “Juan to free four, five sikhs”
I’ll be here all week.

Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters.

Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What did the Christian say when he found out about all the corruption in the Church?

*"I think I'm gonna be Sikh."*

I tried on a turban for the first time today ...

Made me feel a bit Sikh

A man wakes up one morning to find that he's grown a thick beard and is wearing a turban....

He, being very concerned and disoriented, calls his boss in order to see if he can get the day off.

Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."

Boss: " So what are you saying....?"

Man: "I'm calling in Sikh."

Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street...

"I WILL A KILL YOU!" One says blatantly.
"AND THEN?" The other bellows while widening his eyes.

Why are there so many hospitals in the Punjab?

Nearly everyone is Sikh.

Did you see that viral Indian dance video?

They’ve got some Sikh moves!

Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly

I think he was Sikh

The disappearance of Joseph Haydn

Dissatisfied with the Christianity of Europe in 1800's, the composer Franz Joseph Haydn turned his eye to the religions of the east, and after much soul searching, he converted to Sikhism late in his life.

It would be the last thing he did.

Official reports say that after his conversi...

I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim.

We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.

What religion has the best dancers?

No religion beats Sikh moves

What's the most religious number?

Sikhs.

Bollywood wants to make a movie called India Jones

In it, he Sikhs the Holy Grail

Why did the Indian set his friend's turban on fire?

It was a sikh joke.

Why do you never want to call a middle eastern man with a turban a Muslim?

Because they are Sikh and tired of it!

To those bearded men in turbans who tried to convert me to your religion

You make me Sikh!

My short Indian friend has started coughing a lot lately

I think he’s a little Sikh

I saw two Punjabi guys fighting...

It was a Sikh fight.

How did the people of India get so good at medicine?

They've got much practice thanks to a lot of Sikh people

We need more hospitals and doctors in Punjab, India...urgently!

There are a lot of Sikh people out there

Obama care is religious discrimination

We shouldn’t try to prevent Americans from being Sikh!

I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night...

...it'll be called "Hyde & Sikh".

My neighbor Muhammad is always sneezing really loud

I think he might be Sikh.

How did my son win a Turban at school today?

He was the champion of Hide and go Sikh

What's Indian Women's favorite movie?

"The Big Sikh".

3 Religious men walk into a doctors office.

But only one of them was Sikh!

Why did the man wearing a turban stay home?

He was feeling a little sikh

What does an Indian say if he isn't feeling well?

I think im sikh.

Teacher and the Sikh Student

Teacher: What do we call people living in Turkey?

Sikh Student: I don’t know Sir.

Teacher: They are called Turks.

What about those in Spain and Germany?

Santa: That’s easy, sir. They are called Sperms and Germs, respectively.


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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting

He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.

A large Indian family walks into a restaurant

It was a party of Sikhs

Did you hear about the new camouflage turban?

It helps you hide and Sikh.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

The news is talking about the prison sentences of nearly half a dozen turban-wearing men who committed some minor felonies

"One to Three for Five Sikhs"

Easter Joke (Long)

A Sikh, a Hindu, and a Buddhist all die and go to heaven. Saint Peter greets them at the gate and tells them, "Well I have good news, and I have bad news. The bad news is you guys backed the wrong horse. Christianity is the one true faith. The good news is that you still have a chance to enter heave...

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Why did the Indian pedophile miss work?

He was feeling a little Sikh.

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