The first doctor says “I’m telling you, it’s spelled W-U-M-B”
The second replies, angrily “Of course it isn’t, you fool, it’s W-O-U-M-B!”
A senior nurse, with years of experience, appalled by what she’s hearing, hurries over to put a stop to the shouting match in progress.
“Doc...
Met this girl on tinder
She told me she's into getting cut, demeaned and she's also into food.
I told her I have a cheese grater waiting for my dirty little Munster
*Spelling
The Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend...
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A woman in r/relationships
has a chauvinistic boyfriend who is constantly joking with her about how her place is in the kitchen, having his dinner ready, and things of that nature. She asks the community for any suggestions on some witty come backs to her boyfriend's demeaning humor.
The top responder replied, "you bet...
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An Old Joke
The year is 2120, and our story follows Joe McFlinch and his journey to overcome his inner demons. 'Who is Joe?', you may be wondering. Well, Joe is a cowardly 29 year old male. He has no special talents or skills, no hobbies, and most sadly, no friends. If I were to describe him as a dish, he would...
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