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Crepe Jokes

Hear about the Spooky French Diner?

They said it gives people the CREPES!



(brand new joke c'mon!)

What does a French baker say when they made a mistake?

Oh crepe

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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how...

I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. I left.

The place was giving me the crepes.

When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working

He said, "I don't know, but that's the only food we can get under the door."

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

Batman bought a French restaurant

"The Creped Crusader"

breakfast

I was making pancakes this morning. The wife sneaked up behind and startled me.

"Oh honey you scared the crepe out of me!"

My wife makes my pancakes too thin.

Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.

What did the crossaint say to the other french pastry hitting on his daughter?

You crepe

Superman...

Superman walks into a room with a pancake on his head...


Not all heroes wear crepes.

I was gonna go to this French restaurant…

but French people give me the crepes.

A guy with a mask and a green jacket walks into a creperie

The waiter knows something crepe-y is about to unfold.

Pancake day is only a few months away

It really crepe’d up on us

Just opened a Sandwich & Pancakes restaurant!

I named it “Not all Heroes, We’re Crepes”

What is the most popular Nirvana song in France?

Crepe me

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves ;D

Two pancakes were talking. One said to the other, waggling his eyebrows suggestively, "hello."

The other said "ugh, get away from me, you crepe."

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"Did your mother cook like this?"

A lonely man is attracted to a beautiful single woman in his office. He tries many ways to stimulate her interest in him, but she ignores all of his overtures—flirting, flowers, candy—nothing seems to work. Frustrated, he finally just asks her out to dinner, promising dinner at the best place in tow...

So its pancake Tuesday today

That surely crepe'd up on us

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So three guys sit down at a bar...

an Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American.
The Englishman turns to his two bar mates and says "I say, Last night I Rogered my old lady three times. This morning she cooked me up a plate of hot flapjacks and said I was the best man she had ever slept with. Ripping time."

The Frenchman rai...

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Three salesmen, an Englishman, a French man, and an American, meet in an airport...

and eventually the topic turns to sex.


The Englishman says, "Before I left for this trip, I made love to my wife 3 times. The next morning she woke up and made me a big breakfast of fried bacon, potatoes and eggs. As I went out the door she gave me a passionate kiss and told me last night...

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