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Knock knock

Who’s there ?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me !!!!!!

Advice

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. I...

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