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A man walks into a sex shop to purchase a small see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife th...

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The wife asked me if I thought she could be a model..

"There's no fucking chance you fat bastard." I laughed.

"Fuck off." She sobbed. "I'll have you know I've got a try-out for a modelling job this afternoon." She then grabbed her coat and stormed out.

A few hours later, she came home. "Well fuck you." She said proudly. "You're now lookin...

I hate being the only 3D modelling guy at my workplace

Every day my coworkers will ask if I can do them a solid

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So this girl wants to try out modelling for her 18th birthday.

She convinces her conservative mother to shell out some cash for a famous photographer. The mother agrees - since it's her birthday and all.

When the photographer arrives, he is all agog over the girl. He insists that the photoshoot be just him and the subject. The mother, being a woman of th...

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