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Macs Jokes

Putin declares all Russian government computers must be Macs

Rumor has it that he's scared to go near Windows.

Why do Macs run hotter than PCs?

Because they don't have Windows.

Why do Jehovah's Witnesses use Macs?

They prefer to not have windows.

[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. ...

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My friend likes to stick big Macs up his butt.

I think he has ass-burgers syndrome.

Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs

So they don't have to be PC anymore.

*Ba dum tsst

On the subject of Macs and viruses...

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people wh...

If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users

Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?

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Four religious men of the cloth go on a fishing trip...

That night in the fish house they decide to confess their greatest sin to each other. The Catholic priest says, "my greatest sin is lust. I look at porn constantly online and when I can I have crazy sex with parishioners." The Rabbi says "my sin is greed. I never give to charities and sometimes...

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