If a class going to cosmetology school can’t make it because of a snow storm…

Do they have a make up day?

A cosmetology student walks into a bar and orders a beer

A cosmetology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "It's almost the end of the school year," the bartender notes. "You must be busy studying for finals." "Oh, we don't actually have finals in cosmetology school," the student replies. "We just have makeup exams."

A cosmetology student had to retake her final exam...

It was a makeup makeup test.

A friend of mine is going to cosmetology school...

I told her all the tests will be make-up exams.

I was going to major in cosmetology..

..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.

I was getting my hair cut the other day...

...and the girl cutting my hair mentioned she had a degree in cosmology. So I asked her whether she thought the cosmic background radiation was the best evidence for the big bang. She said big bangs would not look good on me, and that's the moment when I noticed the diploma on the wall that said "...

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