What do you call a sith lord who gets high all the time?

Ele-Vader.

My son made this up. The Dad Joke is strong with this one...

Son: What does Darth Vader use to get to the bridge of his ship?

Me: No clue, son

Son: An ele-Vader, ha!

What do you call a crazy nature spirit?

An ele-mental

How did James Earl Jones get to the 3rd floor...

He took the Ele-Vader

What do you get when you cross Darth Vader and an Elephant?

An Ele-Vader.

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