Col. Arrow Gant: Ha, at this range they couldn’t hit an ele….
Start Trek Unnamed Ensign: Hey Wesley, look at this cute little…
Me: Honey, what do you think of this vegetable slicer for your Mother’s Day gift…
My son made this up. The Dad Joke is strong with this one...
Son: What does Darth Vader use to get to the bridge of his ship?
Me: No clue, son
Son: An ele-Vader, ha!
What do you call a sith lord who gets high all the time?
Ele-Vader.
What do you get when you cross Darth Vader and an Elephant?
An Ele-Vader.
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