Cosplay Jokes - 20 Hilarious Cosplay Jokes

I've really got into cosplaying as a bucket recently, but my outfit isn't that good.

It's just a pail imitation.

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Minecraft cosplay is huge

You’ve never seen so much square footage.

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I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin

I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.

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Two of my married (to each other) geeky friends enjoy couples-themed cosplay.

Every convention I see them in different outfits. One year it was Doctor McCoy and Nurse Chapel. The next they went as Luke and Leia. Then they went as the 4th Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith.

Well, the lady had a baby after that. The next time I saw them, He was dressed up as Number 6 Patr...

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What do you call a convention you nominate people for cosplaying as the dead?

Necronomicon

Knee-bone slapper I know…….

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What do you call cosplaying as a senior citizen?

LAARP

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What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus?

A cross-dresser

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How can Homestuck Cosplayers teach us about diseases?

Assume a Homestuck cosplayer walks into a con, wearing body paint.

By the end of the con, everyone will walk out with that body paint on them in some way.

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I think my father is doing a Half-life 3 cosplay.

Because I haven't seen him in over 10 years now.

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What does a horny girl in a puss in boots cosplay say?

Finger me if you dare!

What did the sentient dollar cosplaying as Leia's mother say?

I Amidala

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Two cosplayers break up...

When asked why, one said "I don't know who he is anymore!"

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I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus.

I'm a cross dresser.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to cosplay as famous composers?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?

Ani-Kin

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When looking up Nier: Automata cosplay I ask myself this one question

2B or not 2B

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This girl wanted to show me her sans clothing...

I mean, I appreciate a good Undertale cosplay but I feel misled.

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Wife said my New Year resolution needs to be to have more romance and sex

As a good husband I booked an expensive suite for a long weekend in a posh hotel. I got dressed up, bought some sexy lingerie for her and some cosplay outfits. Got some viagra so I could perform all night long.

Romantic dinner on a French restaurant, candle light dinner and was amazing. She w...

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There once was a man who loved tractors,

There once was a man who loved tractors, I mean he absolutely adored them. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor anime(which is not easy to find mind you). The only thing that even came close to his love for tractors, was ...

A man is going to comic con

He's just throwing around cosplay ideas with his wife, and then he exclaims, "Oh! I could be the Comedian from Watchmen!"
To which his wife replies, "Babe, you don't need to dress up to be a minuteman.."

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