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What do you call a group of Guardians of the Galaxy cosplayers that start setting fires and throwing bricks through windows?

A Groot suit riot

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin

I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.

Minecraft cosplay is huge

You’ve never seen so much square footage.

What do you call cosplaying as a senior citizen?

LAARP

Two of my married (to each other) geeky friends enjoy couples-themed cosplay.

Every convention I see them in different outfits. One year it was Doctor McCoy and Nurse Chapel. The next they went as Luke and Leia. Then they went as the 4th Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith.

Well, the lady had a baby after that. The next time I saw them, He was dressed up as Number 6 Patr...

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Wife said my New Year resolution needs to be to have more romance and sex

As a good husband I booked an expensive suite for a long weekend in a posh hotel. I got dressed up, bought some sexy lingerie for her and some cosplay outfits. Got some viagra so I could perform all night long.

Romantic dinner on a French restaurant, candle light dinner and was amazing. She w...

What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus?

A cross-dresser

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What does a horny girl in a puss in boots cosplay say?

Finger me if you dare!

What did the sentient dollar cosplaying as Leia's mother say?

I Amidala

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to cosplay as famous composers?

I'll be Bach.

I think my father is doing a Half-life 3 cosplay.

Because I haven't seen him in over 10 years now.

I went to a meet up for people who cosplay as ghosts the other day.

Not sure why they were burning crosses though.

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My wife have a really weird cosplay fetish ...

Sometime she dress up as herself then acted like a bitch.

I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus.

I'm a cross dresser.

What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?

Ani-Kin

When looking up Nier: Automata cosplay I ask myself this one question

2B or not 2B

Two cosplayers break up...

When asked why, one said "I don't know who he is anymore!"

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There once was a man who loved tractors,

There once was a man who loved tractors, I mean he absolutely adored them. He had tractor models, tractor wallpaper, remote control miniature tractors, tractor board games, even some tractor anime(which is not easy to find mind you). The only thing that even came close to his love for tractors, was ...

This girl wanted to show me her sans clothing...

I mean, I appreciate a good Undertale cosplay but I feel misled.

A man is going to comic con

He's just throwing around cosplay ideas with his wife, and then he exclaims, "Oh! I could be the Comedian from Watchmen!"
To which his wife replies, "Babe, you don't need to dress up to be a minuteman.."

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